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Here is around 200 some pages of good jokes and funny information. If you want a joke for the day for the office please feel free to review this list.

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Read out loud the text inside the triangle below. 
 
More than likely you said, 'A bird in the bush,'! And... 
If this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see 
That the word THE is repeated twice! 
Sorry, look again. 
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You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, 
The blue landscape reads the word illusion. 
Look again! 
Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion? 
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What do you see here? 
 
This one is quite tricky! 
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN. 
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What do you see? 
 
You probably read the word ME in brown, but... 
When you look through ME you will see YOU ! 
Do you need to look again? 
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Test Your Brain 
This is really cool. 
The second one is amazing so please read all the way though. 
 

ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST 
Count every 'F ' in the following text: 
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE 
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI 
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH 
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... 
(SEE BELOW) 
HOW MANY ? 
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. 
READ IT AGAIN ! 
Really, go back and try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. 
The reasoning behind is further down. 
The brain cannot process 'OF'. 
 
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! 
Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius! 

Three is normal, four is quite rare. 
Send this to your friends. It will drive them crazy...and keep them occupied for several minutes! 

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Look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right, your right side of your brain is working. 
If she is turning left, your left side of your brain is working. 
If she turns both ways for you, then you have a 160 or better IQ. 

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More Brain Stuff . .. From Cambridge University  
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!! 

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